| Gopher Tuna! |
O Fortuna! |
O Fortune! |
| Bring more tuna! |
velut luna |
Like the moon |
| Statue of big dog with fleas! |
status variabilis, |
you are changeable, |
| Some men like cheese, |
semper crecis |
ever waxing |
| Hot temperate cheese. |
aut decresis; |
and waning; |
| Green chalk can taste like hippies. |
vita detestabilis |
hateful life |
| You caught two rocks? |
nunc obdurat |
first oppresses |
| Pet two cool rats. |
et tunc curat |
and then soothes |
| You don’t get cheese or chicken! |
ludo mentis aciem, |
as fancy takes it; |
| Play chess all day. |
egestatem, |
poverty |
| Hold his sock tip. |
potestatem |
and power |
| She sold me good, hot chicken. |
dissolvit ut glaciem. |
it melts them like ice. |
| Saucy hot peas. |
Sors immanis |
Fate - monstrous |
| Get me cod, please |
et inanis |
and empty, |
| Rock talk to boy who believes. |
rota tu volubilis, |
you whirling wheel, |
| Suck juice from moose. |
status malus, |
you are malevolent |
| Fun, handsome goose. |
vana salus |
well-being is vain |
| Cement pizza? Noobie, please! |
semper dissolubilis |
and always fades to nothing, |
| Open bra top, |
obumbrata |
shadowed |
| Get him locked up! |
et velata |
and veiled |
| Leaky aquariataries. |
michi quoque niteris; |
you plague me too; |
| Look there! Froot Loop! |
nunc per ludum |
now through the game |
| Don’t sue YouTube! |
dorsum nudum |
I bring my bare back |
| They wrote the dictionary. |
fero tui sceleris. |
to your villainy. |
| Salsa cookies! |
Sors salutis |
In health |
| Windmill cookies! |
et virtutis |
and virtue, |
| They gave you diarrhea! |
michi nunc contraria! |
Fate is against me! |
| This octopus! |
Est affectus |
Driven on |
| Let’s give him boots! |
et defectus |
and weighed down, |
| Send him to North Korea! |
semper in angaria |
always enslaved. |
| Ow! Paper cut! |
Hac in hora |
So at this hour |
| Sandpaper, ahh! |
sine mora |
without delay, |
| Potato soup and chicken! |
corde pulsum tangite; |
pluck the vibrating strings; |
| Go taste the dip! |
quod per sortem |
since Fate |
| It’s made with Cool Whip! |
sternit fortem, |
strikes down the strong man, |
| Make room for aaahh... piece of lovely cake! |
mecum omnes plangite! |
everyone weep with me! |