| Gopher Tuna! | O Fortuna! | O Fortune! |
| Bring more tuna! | velut luna | Like the moon |
| Statue of big dog with fleas! | status variabilis, | you are changeable, |
| Some men like cheese, | semper crecis | ever waxing |
| Hot temperate cheese. | aut decresis; | and waning; |
| Green chalk can taste like hippies. | vita detestabilis | hateful life |
| You caught two rocks? | nunc obdurat | first oppresses |
| Pet two cool rats. | et tunc curat | and then soothes |
| You don’t get cheese or chicken! | ludo mentis aciem, | as fancy takes it; |
| Play chess all day. | egestatem, | poverty |
| Hold his sock tip. | potestatem | and power |
| She sold me good, hot chicken. | dissolvit ut glaciem. | it melts them like ice. |
| Saucy hot peas. | Sors immanis | Fate - monstrous |
| Get me cod, please | et inanis | and empty, |
| Rock talk to boy who believes. | rota tu volubilis, | you whirling wheel, |
| Suck juice from moose. | status malus, | you are malevolent |
| Fun, handsome goose. | vana salus | well-being is vain |
| Cement pizza? Noobie, please! | semper dissolubilis | and always fades to nothing, |
| Open bra top, | obumbrata | shadowed |
| Get him locked up! | et velata | and veiled |
| Leaky aquariataries. | michi quoque niteris; | you plague me too; |
| Look there! Froot Loop! | nunc per ludum | now through the game |
| Don’t sue YouTube! | dorsum nudum | I bring my bare back |
| They wrote the dictionary. | fero tui sceleris. | to your villainy. |
| Salsa cookies! | Sors salutis | In health |
| Windmill cookies! | et virtutis | and virtue, |
| They gave you diarrhea! | michi nunc contraria! | Fate is against me! |
| This octopus! | Est affectus | Driven on |
| Let’s give him boots! | et defectus | and weighed down, |
| Send him to North Korea! | semper in angaria | always enslaved. |
| Ow! Paper cut! | Hac in hora | So at this hour |
| Sandpaper, ahh! | sine mora | without delay, |
| Potato soup and chicken! | corde pulsum tangite; | pluck the vibrating strings; |
| Go taste the dip! | quod per sortem | since Fate |
| It’s made with Cool Whip! | sternit fortem, | strikes down the strong man, |
| Make room for aaahh... piece of lovely cake! | mecum omnes plangite! | everyone weep with me! |