Evolution pretends it is not a myth, a powerful worldview-shaping-narrative. Bluevolution is its under-side, the otherwise submerged part of the story in which the imaginative construction of evolutionary ideas becomes visible and a compulsive belief in the inherent goodness of Progress is exposed. Tracing the story of the dissolution happening at this metaphorical depth is a blue volution, a turning and twisting like the spiral that forms a shell, dropping into a center that is cold in its clarity and not comforting. Bluevolution is explicitly a myth that sets Progress aside from evolution in order to change by weeping instead, making and marking a cultural shift that values grief and scrapes away deadly ideological growths so that one need not pretend to be eternally fit in order to seem to deserve a future. In this way, evolution is unwrapped, laid out, and washed.